{"product_id":"white-sox-dammit-doll","title":"White Sox Dammit Doll","description":"\u003cp\u003eParker is 11 inches tall with an arm span of 9 inches. He has a White Sox pattern front with a plain black back.  This doll would be a great gift for any White Sox’s fan. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Saying;\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhenever things don’t go so well,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd you want to hit the wall and yell,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere is a little Dammit Doll,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat you can’t do without,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust grasp it firmly by the legs,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd find a place to slam it,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd as you whack the stuffing out,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYell: Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fun Handmade Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50692579918071,"sku":null,"price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0926\/4745\/7015\/files\/30A04F13-38E7-48AA-82F0-4D6E1BB23757.jpg?v=1776471616","url":"https:\/\/fun-handmade-gifts.myshopify.com\/products\/white-sox-dammit-doll","provider":"Fun Handmade Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}