{"product_id":"michigan-dammit-doll","title":"Michigan Dammit Doll","description":"\u003cp\u003eMichelle is 11 inches tall with an arm span of 9 inches.  She has a Michigan pattern on the front and a plain black back. This doll would be a great gift for any Wolverines fan, student or alumni. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Saying:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhenever things don’t go so well,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd you want to hit the wall and yell,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHere is a little Dammit Doll,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat you can’t do without,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eJust grasp it firmly by the legs,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd find a place to slam it,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd as you whack the stuffing out,\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd yell: Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Fun Handmade Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50690041151735,"sku":null,"price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0926\/4745\/7015\/files\/1C3AB374-1F6D-4383-8A4A-E73249B42007.jpg?v=1776363568","url":"https:\/\/fun-handmade-gifts.myshopify.com\/products\/michigan-dammit-doll","provider":"Fun Handmade Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}